Thursday, August 10, 2006

Clean Dishes

My life has hit a new low.

Tonight there was a cockroach half the size of Rhode Island inside my dishwasher. And the dishes inside were already clean. Now they're really clean since I had to run the dishwasher again.

Gary is never much help when I try to act like a helpless female around Texas-bred roaches. He just mutters something about "they're God's creatures too" and picks them up and throws them outside. Or sometimes he kills them.

5 comments:

calm said...

I remember seeing a video a whiel back of a woman who got her hair stuck in the back of the dishwasher for some reason. Instead of helping her, her husband got a video camera :P.

Melchizedek said...
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Melchizedek said...

What is he supposed to do?

Thainamu said...

Well, at least he didn't go get the camera.

Ma Hoyt said...

Well, he could have said, "There, there, Dear....let me take you out for dinner after I rerun the dishwasher and spray around the entire house for roaches."