I got home after dark last night from a two-day visit to R.'s dorm room. We had a good visit, but I won't post about our conversations. Instead, I'll mention the talks I've had recently with my computers.
Computer: Your computer is running dangerously low on resources.
Me: Ok, then live dangerously. I do it all the time.
Computer: Low on memory.
Me: I can't remember when that last happened.
Computer: SP2 did not install properly. Your system is unstable.
Me: Unstable? Who's unstable?
Computer: Runtime error. Would you like to debug?
Me: Of course. I debug all the time.
Computer: There is a problem. Would you like to send a report to Microsoft?
Me: Sure, why not? I bet I'm the only person they've heard from this week.
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